The Damned Dryer.
This morning I was helping Joe get dressed and I picked out one of his western shirts with the snap buttons. Once he was all dressed and ready to head out to breakfast, he let out a huge sneeze and six...
View ArticleSkinny Jeans.
Dot often wears extremely bright, verging on neon colored, denim jeans that she mixes and matches her flowery shirts with. She takes extra special care to hand wash these pants and hang them up to dry...
View ArticleThe Shrinking Jacket.
I’ve recently lost a bunch of weight; enough that people are beginning to notice and make comments which is always nice. When I got to work this morning, Dot and Joe were sitting at the kitchen table...
View ArticleThe Seafood Diet.
Dot was asking me about my diet this morning because she’s impressed with the results that I’ve achieved so far. I explained to her that I’m not allowed to eat carbohydrates. She had a puzzled look...
View ArticleLet’s Make a Deal.
I was having a challenging time getting Joe to go to bed tonight. He was determined that he wanted to get in his truck and “go home”. Me: “Hey Joe, how about we make a deal?” Joe: “Well that...
View ArticleBoston.
Just like every other American, we were glued to the television yesterday, and we were shocked and saddened by the tragic events that were unfolding at the Boston Marathon. Even Joe was watching the...
View ArticleJoe’s Favorite Word.
How to tell when Joe is in a bad mood: Dot: “Did you like that?” Joe: “What?” Dot: “Your ice cream! Was it good?” Joe: “No.” Dot: “Why didn’t you like it?” Joe: “It tasted like shit!” Dot: “Oh it did...
View ArticleDog Food for Supper.
It was extremely hot yesterday, so Dot suggested that I make something “cool” for supper. When I looked in the refrigerator, I noticed that there were three large pieces of steak that were leftover...
View ArticleBed or Ice Cream?
Me: “Are you about ready to go to bed, Joe?” Joe: “Nah, I don’t think so…” Me: “How about ice cream? Are you ready for a little ice cream?” Joe got a giant grin: “I’m ALWAYS ready for a little...
View ArticleIce Cream Lady.
Joe’s brother, Bart, and his wife, Maggi, stopped by the house tonight for a visit. While the old-timers were all chatting, I prepared them each a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce (Joe’s...
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